31 Memes That'll Cure You

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    john @mrjohndarby ok maybe one diggity 5:38 PM 2021-07-08 Twitter for Android • 1,455 Retweets 19 Quote Tweets 9,130 Likes
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    I broke up with my boyfriend and I'm looking to experiment Spencer 5 hours ago Nice 5 hours ago You wanna make an avant-garde jazz noise band?
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    them: who tf does she think she is who tf I think I am:
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    Hard truth: If you wait until you feel 'better' to start living, you might be waiting forever. Go live your life. Do it sad. Do it anxious. Do it uncertain. Because healing doesn't always come before the experience. Sometimes, the experience is what heals you.
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    gaby @gabydvj female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade
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    Agreeable Greg ❤ @AgreeableGreg My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 7:07 PM 7/9/25.3.8M Views 707 17 8.9K 144K ☐ 2.9K 1
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    Aunt: Okay which folder is for math? Me: Red, because math is red Aunt: What do you mean? Me: The subject of math is red. Aunt: What?
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    kenzi @kenzianidiot get in loser we're going to spend $500 on my tummy ache 1:15 AM 7/9/25 1.8M Views
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    Ayush @ayushguptaaa Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: Omg 07:01 19/10/2020 Twitter Web App 92.5K Retweets and comments 553K Likes
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    DO YOU LIKE SOUP? THEN TRY DOUBLE SOUP christ on a ucking bike double soup gives me a reason to live! With the miracle ingredient NUTRIENTS
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    Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes I saw a brunette walking her dogs. I asked: "What are your dogs' names?" She: "Calvin and Klein." Me: "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" She: "Exactly, they're boxers." 000
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    < Tweet Selena Carter and 3 others liked ΧΟ @arebirthofvenus I don't like hiding behind the facade of nonchalance when I'm a deeply passionate woman. 6:04 AM 8/3/20 Twitter for Android 11K Retweets and comments 25.4K Likes
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    UNDIAGNOSED BUT EVERYONE'S PRETTY SURE
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    deviantplum Aug 19, 2024 Hey baby, that's a nice dress, but I bet it would look even nicer hanging neatly in my closet because we're building a life together.
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    Padme: "No, Anakin, we can't be together" The outfit that Padme chose during this conversation:
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    Cap'n Crunch on his cereal box watching me stuff a ribeye steak down my pants on aisle 4 of the supermarket jesse killz
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    I'm not a robot reCAPTCHA Privacy - Terms I'm not a robot MYSELF, but I'm not judging those who are... Define robot I'm not a robot, but I know you are, so this feels a bit hypocritical I reject the binary assumptions underlying this statement I'm not a robot, but I'm willing to convert
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    Joy Marie Clarkson @joynessthebrave Someone just randomly approached me for advice at the supermarket because "you look like you know what you're doing with cheese" and I don't think I've ever been more flattered.
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    Uncomfortable Truths You Need to Hear: 1. The average lifespan is 76 years. 2. Middle age is not 50. Its 38. 3. The days are long, but the years are shorter than you think. 4. If something doesn't feel right, don't settle. 5. Don't stay in places that drain you. 6. Don't waste your time. 7. Eventually, the only thing you will regret is not doing more of what you love.
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    "Some walk in darkness, and some walk in light... but those who the carry flame walk in both worlds at once."
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    the hype @TheHyyyype stop complaining. if you don't like this country, leave. got a broken tail light? abandon your car by the side of the road. toilet not flushing? move out of your house, never try to solve any problems, just give up
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    Jason Hickel @jasonhickel Yes: sciencedirect.com/science/articl... With this approach, good lives can be achieved for all without requiring large creases in total global throughput and output. Provisioning decent living standards (DLS) for 8.5 billion people would require only 30% of current global resource and energy use, leaving a substantial surplus for additional consumption, public luxury, scientific advancement, and other social investments. Such a future requires planning to potatum @pot8
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    It's always "I love your II artwork and never "here's 1 billon dollar"
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    The CryptoNaturalist @CryptoNature I bet octopuses think bones are horrific. I bet all their cosmic horror stories involve rigid-limbs and hinged joints.
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    socraticmethodcbt.bsky.social @socraticmethodcbt.bsky.social Prank yourself by breaking cycles of intergenerational trauma and creating relationships that are different from what your nervous system has come to expect
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    Alex Clippinger is on @Aclippinger Do you guys think the parking people at work will accept this appeal Citation Balance $35.00 Payment Status Appeal Balance Due Appeal Reason In my defense your honor I am a silly goose Alex Clippinger is on @Aclippinger There's NO WAY We have reviewed your appeal and, as a one- Ha Ha! time courtesy, have decided to dismiss the citation referenced below
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    NO THANKS BUDDY, I'M AMERICAN
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    SNAP PoP Pop
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    dinosaur ✔ @dinosaurs1969 whats your bronouns? lately im partial to big dawg 3:00 PM 6/29/25.5.4M Views 1.6K 17 10K 120K ☐ 7.4K
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    beth O @lukescarif i love how han solo's besties are - his own wife - this one short magician 10 years younger than him who is also his wife's twin - a cape collector and con artist - and the most important, a 200 year old giant dog 6:54 PM 6/29/25 1.2M Views 71 12.4K 62K 2.2K ↑
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    ir 8 27 DII FB DD F F10 8 9 O о L 44 F11 713 +11 { P لاب } 31 [ " =- delete return shift nalgene MADE IN USA
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